February 2011

Dark Lord of the Snow

by Jessica on February 28, 2011

in Art, Clive, Funny, Snow

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In the midst of Snowmageddon a dark lord descended upon Columbia…

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Ssssnnooooooowwwwwwwwww…

There is no question in our mind that this has been the longest winter we’ve had in years. I know I say it every year but seriously, I really mean it this time! Every week the weather seemingly bounces from sunny and Spring-like to blizzards and sleet with a chance of tornadoes, to once more threatening indeterminate amounts of wintry precipitation, i.e. “Satan’s Tears.”

We’ve been good sports but it’s a little nuts and we’re going a little nuts. So much so that on a whim, we called and convinced our friend Blake to dust off his Darth Vader costume for a little winter freak show. We definitely got some looks as people drove by and saw Darth climbing the snow bank, Neil and I photographing and laughing almost maniacally, and Clive barking bloody murder because he is of the ring and not the Jedi.

I’m thinking this could be a series, thoughts?

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Browned Butter Butterscotch Banana Bread

It’s official. My Greek yogurt obsession is out of control. It’s become almost a game. “Can I put Greek yogurt in this?” The latest challenge was born out of Neil’s insistence that I find a use for the two black bananas in our freezer. We have only our tiny refrigerator freezer and it is stuffed to the gills. These bananas had shifted positions four or five times and he was tired of making room for them.

That and I think he was hoping they’d end up in banana bread. Isn’t that the best home for wayward forgotten bananas?

Ingredients:

2 medium bananas (or 1 cup mashed banana)
½ cup butter softened
1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup cake flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
¾ tsp salt
½ cup greek yogurt
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla
½ cup butterscotch chips

Browned Butter Butterscotch Banana Bread

I’d never roasted bananas. They came out sounding like they were about to pop!

Browned Butter Butterscotch Banana Bread

Some yummy Chobani

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Just missing the butterscotch chips…

Browned Butter Butterscotch Banana Bread

Browned Butter Butterscotch Banana Bread

The first slice, end pieces are the best.

Directions:

1. Heat oven to 350°F. Roast bananas with peel for 15-20 minutes. If you want to skip this step, simply mash the bananas (you’ll need 1 cup of mashed banana). Grease an 8″ x 4″ loaf pan.
2. In a small saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Carefully move the saucepan around to melt and move the butter, but do not stir. Allow to foam until it subsides, then remove from heat and set aside.
3. In a medium bowl, mix together brown sugar, salt and sugar. Stir, adding browned butter, Greek yogurt and vanilla. Stir until combined but don’t overmix. Add peeled roasted bananas and mix for 1-2 minutes.
4. In a separate bowl, mix together the flours, cinnamon and baking soda, mixing until combined. Slowly add flour to the wet mix while stirring. Mix until the bananas are unseparated and throughly blended throughout the mix.
5. Add butterscotch chips and slowly fold them into the batter until evenly distributed. Make sure to taste test a few for quality. Safety first.
5. Pour into greased loaf pan and bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour. Cool completely before removing from loaf pan and onto a cooling rack.

The combination of Greek yogurt and Cake flour give this bread a fine, soft, almost creamy crumb that is only made smoother by the butterscotch chips. Of all the banana cake recipes I’ve made thus far, it is my favorite. This bread lasted less than two days, evidence of both how good it is and how gluttonous Neil and I are.

While I have you all here, I wanted to tell you about a Twitter project I’m excited to be involved in. It’s called #Cookchat, and it’s a casual conversation about food and cooking. I am co-hosting with the awesome Kate of The Guavalicious Life, and although there are tons of food-related Twitter hashtag conversations, ours really is a conversation, not a structured Q+A.

This week we’re meeting early (3pm CST) to check in on your New Year’s food resolutions before the Oscars, but I hope you’ll consider joining us every Sunday at 7:30pm CST for a range of special topics, meal ideas, and what’s cooking in your kitchen this week.

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No Knead Pale Ale Pot Boule

It was only a matter of time before beer found it’s way into the mix of my bread making obsession (evidence here, here and here). And this weekend I just happened to have one lonely Sierra Nevada Pale left that begged to be used for a loaf of crusty pot bread. Well it didn’t beg, it just said “glug glug” as I poured it into the mixer bowl.

No Knead Pale Ale Pot Boule

Ingredients:

From Kneadlessly Simple by Nancy Baggett

4 1/2 cups (22.5 ounces) unbleached all-purpose white flour or unbleached white bread flour, plus more as needed
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
Scant 2 teaspoons table salt
3/4 teaspoon instant, fast-ri9sing or bread machine yeast
1 bottle (12 ounces) well-chilled pale ale or beer
2/3 cup ice water, plus more if needed
Vegetable oil or oil spray for coating dough top
3 tablespoons sesame seeds or poppy seeds, or 1 tablespoon each sesame, poppy, and flax seeds blended together for garnish (optional)

Directions:

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First rise: In a large bowl thoroughly stir together the flour, sugar, salt, and yeast. Vigorously stir in the ale and ice water, scraping down bowl sides completely and mixing until the bubbling subsides and the dough is thoroughly blended. If it is too dry to mix together, gradually stir in just enough more ice water to blend the ingredients; don’t over-moisten as the dough should be stiff. If necessary, stir in enough more flour to yield a hard-to-stir dough. Turn it out into a well-oiled 3-4 quart bowl. Brush or spray the top with oil. Tightly cover the bowl with plastic wrap. If desired, refrigerate the dough for up to 10 hours; this is optional. Let rise at cool room temperature (about 70 degrees F) 12-18 hours; if convenient, vigorously stir once during the rise.

Second rise: Using an oiled rubber spatula, lift and fold the dough in towards the center all the way around until mostly deflated; don’t stir. Brush and smooth the dough surface with oil. Re-cover the bowl with nonstick spray-coated plastic wrap. Let rise using any of these methods: for a 1 1/2- to 21/2-hour regular rise, let stand at warm room temperature; for a 45-minute to 2-hour accelerated rise, let stand in a turned-off microwave along with 1 cup of boiling-hot water; or for an extended rise, refrigerate, covered, 4 to 24 hours, then set out at room temperature. Continue the rise until the dough doubles from the deflated size, removing the plastic if the dough nears it.

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Baking Preliminaries: 20 minutes before baking time, put a rack in the lower third of the oven; preheat to 450 degrees F. Heat a 4-quart (or similar) heavy metal pot or Dutch oven or a deep 4-quart heavy, oven-proof saucepan in the oven until sizzling hot (check with a few drops of water), then remove it, using heavy mitts. Taking care not to deflate the dough, loosen it from the bowl sides with an oiled rubber spatula and gently invert it into the pot. Don’t worry if it’s lopsided and ragged-looking; it will even out during baking. Very generously spritz or brush the top with water, then sprinkle over the seeds. Immediately top with the lid. Shake the pot back and forth to center the dough.

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Baking: Reduce the heat to 425 F.Bake on the lower rack for 55 minutes. Remove the lid. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes longer, or until the top is well browned and a skewer inserted in the thickest part comes out with just a few crumbs on the tip (or until the center registers 208 to 210 degrees F on an instant-read thermometer. Then bake for 5 minutes longer to ensure the center is baked through. Cool in the pan on a wire rack. Remove the loaf to the rack. Cool thoroughly. Makes 1 loaf, 12-15 slices.

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The combination of hops and malt make this bread a little bitter. You can definitely taste the beer, which for a good many of you I know is probably a tasty prospect. It tastes amazing toasted with sweet or nut butter, and as Neil and I have joked, it makes good “adult” peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Patience to wait through the rises will be a virtue, but this bread is well worth it.

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Impulse Grocery Shopping

February 20, 2011

J.K’s Scrumpy Hard Cider and Samuel Smith’s Organic Cider It was a terrible—albeit giddy—idea to go to the grocery store after the gym. We were S-T-A-R-V-I-N-G, and what started as a quick trip for bread flour and essential gluten ended up netting us a few impulse items. Fresh Salad… Kashi Pizza… My best friend Rachel, [...]

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Ever Take a Cooking Hiatus?

February 17, 2011

Ever go on a cooking hiatus? We’ve been on a bit of an unexpected one this week. I’ve had yearly planning meetings at work, and what I thought would be the perfect amount of food (you know, based on those standard FDA portion sizes) ended up being wishful thinking. The portion sizes were HUGE, leaving [...]

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Hiking the Buffalo River Trail (BRT)

February 16, 2011

A couple weeks ago a friend of mine messaged me on Facebook and asked if I wanted to go backpacking that upcoming weekend. Considering it was the middle of January, I was a bit wary at the thought of waking up to subzero temperatures. This group of friends have been known to backpack in sub [...]

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Pig and Pineapple Pizza on Beet Crust

February 13, 2011

After the success of Thanksgiving Pizza, Neil and I knew it was something to make habit for all the little holidays throughout they year that we often don’t pay much attention to. We’ve been looking forward to our Valentine’s edition pizza ever since. It’s not that we ignore Valentine’s but typically we’re always a little [...]

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