Gardening

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It’s a sad story. Our garden progress thus far this spring has been almost non-existent. The weather has been absolutely abysmal — persistently cold (like in the 50s during the day, 30′s at night), windy and rainy, not like any April I’ve seen in quite some time. By this time last year, we had a great garden going, a plush yard and plenty of days we’d spent outside working in it. This year, we’ve only been in the yard working once — and it was a muddy, disgusting mess. The past few days have finally been sunny and in the 70′s and 80′s, however tomorrow it is forecasted to dip back into the 50′s with rain, and possibly even flurries!

To be fair, I could put up our cold frame and dutifully go out and nurse some plants along until it gets warm. But for me, the enjoyment of gardening comes from cultivating plants and being outside in the weather to enjoy them, not merely trying to rescue them from it.

So over the weekend, at the height of my desperation at yet another Saturday hampered by cold and rain, I ended up at Ace Hardware on another errand and came across the most gorgeous selection of succulents. They were absolutely beautiful, and there were so many I’d never heard of. I couldn’t resist, and rationalized that if I couldn’t garden outside, I’d do a little inside instead.

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I bought six succulents, along with some new potting mix, and set to work potting them and finding them places to live in the house.

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While I was at it, I also repotted my oldest houseplant. I took it under my wing while they were living in Texas for my dad’s job. My parents have had it since I was born — so, it’s old. The winter was kind of rough on him.

Freshly potted:

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And in their new homes:

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(Yes, I realize the painting is upside-down)

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Goes well with Neil’s brakes doesn’t it?

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I figured the turtle should live in the bathroom.

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And look! A bird decided to nest in our bathroom window. Hopefully this nest works out. The little egg unfortunately didn’t make it.

Edited to add: Still have the rock/sand layer to add to each of the pots.

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Clever title right? I couldn’t help but think of this song after this past weekend.

I’m never one to dwell on the weather, but it’s gotten pretty chilly recently. Late last week we received our first frost warnings, and my mom, wanting to salvage what she could from her amazing garden, called and asked if I would like anything. Um, yes please!

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So Saturday after CrossFit I made my way over there to see what she had. I figured she’d have a little of everything, and it’d get us through the next week. I was wrong. I came home with BAGS of vegetables. A full bag of jalapenos, two bags of cucumbers, and two bags of peppers. This on top of a whole basket of pears from Neil’s mom. We were absolutely stumped at what to do. Sure we could have tried to give it all away, but I’ll be honest, we were kind of excited about the idea of trying to find ways to make it last and have some to enjoy throughout the winter.

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This is what was what was left after I filled an entire crock. I managed fill another crock with them and a few apples — CRAZY!

Neil suggested we finally invest in a pressure cooker, something we’ve wanted in our kitchen inventory for quite some time. It’s not only great for canning, but you can make some pretty awesome meals quite easily. Of course, with Neil involved, we couldn’t invest in just an average model, we had to go big. Oh boy is it big…

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Needless to say, I’ll be happy when we finally replace our stove for something a little more accommodating. It works for now though. We quickly got to work. First we chopped up all the pears and got them into the crock pot. I still have plenty of pear sauce, so I decided to put together a batch of pear butter. It was super simple:

Pear Butter Ingredients:

10-12 (or around 5 lbs) of pears
1/2 cup coconut sugar (you could use more, but I thought they were plenty sweet)
A dash of salt
1-2 teaspoons ground ginger
1 teaspoon nutmeg
1 cinnamon stick

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Cook times seem to vary across all the recipes, so I kind of played it by ear. I cooked it on high for the first four house just to get them nice and soft. I then scooped the pieces into my food processor and gave them a good whirl. I then poured them back into the crock and put them on low overnight until they were nice and dark, which ended up being around 10-12 hours. I think cook time is dependent entirely on the types of pears you use, and how thick and cooked down you like your sauce.

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We then dived into pickling the jalapenos. We opted to do this because we always have a jar in the fridge, and Neil adds them to everything, along with sriracha, which I’ve just started experimenting with making myself. Back to pickling though, we made David Lebovitz’s brine of:

Pickled Jalapeno Brine

2 1/2 cups water
2 1/2 cups vinegar (I used white distilled vinegar)
3 tablespoons sugar
3 tablespoons coarse salt, such as kosher
2 bay leaves
2 tablespoons whole coriander seeds
3 cloves garlic, peeled
2 tablespoons black peppercorns

(per pound of peppers you want to pickle)

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It smelled so good! Once we packed, leveled and sealed the jars, we popped them into the pressure cooker. We were so nervous, but it worked great and the jars sealed perfectly. As someone who has only canned using the hot bath method, the peace of mind is worth its weight in gold.

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After working our way through that entire batch of jalapenos (I think we did about 4 pounds total), we then began working on the cucumbers. This was by far the biggest undertaking, there were just so many cucumbers! We pickled two flavors, bread and butter and dill.

Bread and Butter Brine

From pre-made packet I saw at the store.

Dill Brine

Peppercorns peppercorns (tons, I didn’t keep count)
1 Tbsp (15 ml) pickling or canning salt
7 cups (1.75 L) water, preferably filtered
6-1/2 cups (1.625 L) of white vinegar
21 cloves of garlic, each cut into quarters
14 dill heads

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In total, we canned 48 jars of veggies and fruit in a little over 24 hours. We were exhausted, but we had a blast. We stayed up late playing games, getting a pizza delivered (!!) and watching movies while floating back and forth from the kitchen.

This definitely gave me an even deeper respect and admiration for my late grandmother, who canned enough to feed her husband, six kids, their families and much of our extended family from her garden for years. I just can’t imagine the hours, vinegar and burnt fingers she endured over the years. Her pickles, kraut and strawberry pie filling were by far the best.

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“If it fits, I sits…”

And the pressure cooker? Definitely worth it. We’re already talking about experimenting with some more canning and freezing recipes. It’s definitely the way to go when you want garden veggies in January…

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Cleaning up our dust

by Jessica on August 19, 2012

in Gardening, House, Weekend

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We were finally out in the yard this weekend for the first time in nearly 3 months. It’s the first weekend we were a) both home and b) it isn’t at least 100 degrees outside. Our yard is in a pretty sad state, which sucks because we had so many plans for it this summer. We wanted to have multiple vegetable garden beds, install a fire pit, and plant new shrubs and plenty of flowers but none of it materialized successfully. If you haven’t heard the news, we’ve been in a drought all summer, with less than 5 days of any significant waterfall that I can think of. Any rain in the forecast has been like a mirage — we get excited, but as it moves closer, it magically disappears from radar. Remember our new rain barrel? It really caught a break this summer!

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Our project this weekend was mulching. We ordered 8 scoops of natural mulch to cover the front yard and part of our back yard (we ran out). Back in May we ripped out a bunch of our old shrubs “redneck-style” with the jeep and replaced them with new stuff. However, then it got too hot to mulch. I think it will look great — once our lawn isn’t the same color.

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In a small twist of accidental luck, the drought did kill off the remainder of  the original shrubbery, which I didn’t like anyway, so we just pulled them out. Makes our yard look much more spacious, and now you can actually see our house. I think I think Sherry and John would be proud.

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Crack in the yard that I can just now fit my hand into.

I then spent a good two hours raking leaves. Yes, I raked leaves in August. It’s been so hot and dry that most of our trees have dropped some or significantly more of their leaves. I really hope we don’t lose any of our trees. We watered what we could, but after a while, no amount of watering can make up for no rain. Plus I’m pretty sure half of it was evaporating before it could do any good. The leaves literally turned to dust when I tried to rake and bag them.

Being outside for more than 10 minutes without melting gave us the opportunity to catch up with most of our neighbors. We’ve now met and befriended all but one house. Kind of a funny story. When we moved in, they came over to introduce themselves (aka “do you have kids?”) and found some friends of ours first as they were unloading the truck. They introduced themselves, and since we weren’t around, took it upon themselves to describe us to the neighbors. Well, our friends are jokers, so in the details they tossed in that we were swingers. And apparently, our neighbors don’t have sarcasm detection, so they believed them, and have since avoided us. It’s now kind of a running joke that every time we have other couples over, we should make a scene in front of our large window, then shut all the lights off.

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No more stump…

Hopefully now our lawn looks a little less dead, or at the very least less sad. I woke up today totally stuffed up from all the dust. Our yard was so beautiful this spring, it’s simply heartbreaking. If you get some time over the next week, do a rain dance, or just a little jig for us, we could really use the rain. I’m hoping that if we finally get rain, we can still put in the fire pit to enjoy this fall. Fingers crossed. Overall though, a pretty productive weekend for these swingers.

What’s the weather like where you are?

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Simple Paleo Veggie Quiche

July 2, 2012
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I’m pretty proud of us, we got a lot done this weekend. However, none of it was blog-worthy. That’s not to say it wasn’t interesting, it was just a lot of paper-pushing and computer work. I’m concurrently working on my first two projects for work, and the hot weather and inability to do nearly anything [...]

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Sometimes the best laid Sunday plans…

June 24, 2012
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Sunday morning. I had an easy three miles planned. I pad into the kitchen to find that Neil had eaten the last banana (not bitter). I check the temperature, and it’s already far hotter than I’d anticipated, so I scrapped the run. I decided to make it a slow morning and bake my breakfast. I [...]

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Redneck landscaping: How to remove old shrubs without digging

June 10, 2012
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That title may be a little offensive, but honestly, I don’t know what else to call our little Saturday morning project. We’ve hated the hedges in front of our house since day one. They are spindly, misshapen and overgrown and looked dated and boring. In simple terms, uglier than shit. We’ve been mulling removing them [...]

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Friday Shenanigans

May 4, 2012
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Japanese Maple in the ground… Some boxwoods on deck (or next to?) to replace these: I call them “evergreen vomit.” Anyone else have these in their yard? HATE! Some salvia for the herb garden. Hope it perks back up soon… Approved evergreen… Some starts from my mom’s garden. I love some of their names… Jack [...]

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